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my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

Saturday, August 30th
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Sorry everyone, I just went through my ENTIRE likes page… and I got excited. Wednesday, August 27th


just a reminder that someone out there loves the way you snort when  you laugh and how you forget your keys and that you take up 3/4 of the bed and use 3 pillows when you sleep and how you cover your mouth when you laugh and someone out there loves everything about you. even if they don’t know it yet. 

Wednesday, August 27th
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i feel like the fact that we would all willingly give up wifi to go to hogwarts really says something about how important it is to us

Wednesday, August 27th

just a baby hippo
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A sixties kid flashes the peace sign after being beaten by riot police.
I never want to forget this image. 

I was thinking of this photo a few days ago
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there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

Wednesday, August 27th



There’s a leek in the boat!!!!!!!!!


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