Thursday, July 24th
•If you don’t like oral sex, keep your mouth shut
Monday, July 14th
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
Tuesday, July 8th
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.