Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
Wednesday, March 5th
Monday, March 3rd
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks
Monday, March 3rd
In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?
“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”
FUCK FUCK FUCKIDY FUCK WHY I DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED TO HAVE A FUCKING CHAT WITH THE ACADAMY!! BECAUSE THIS IS NOT OKAY! I DON’T THINK THAT THAT WAS HIS BEST MOVIE BUT COME ON!!! THE POOR MAN JUST WANTS A FUCKING GOLDEN STATUE. CAN WE PROTEST? RIOT MAYBE? MAYBE WE CAN SEND STRONGLY WORDED LETTERS TO THE ACADEMY?Sunday, March 2nd
MAKE SURE ITS ON RECENTS AND NOT MOST POPULAR. SORRY THEY ARE ABOUT TO ANNOUCE IT AND IM EXCITED AND I CANT GET OFF CAPSSunday, March 2nd
That’s not funny
OH MY GOD I KNOW I ALMOST CRIED. I NEED THIS MORE THAN LEO DOES OKAY.Sunday, March 2nd
Friday, February 28th
and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve